Miracle Hand Repair Cream. A more mature girl’s best friend.

 

 

 

   

                 

    Madonna          Holy Mother of God

Madonna, if you’re so good at re-inventing yourself, why not re-invent yourself into a plastic surgeon so you can do something about those hands?  

Actually, I have to thank you because I never thought much about hand cream until I saw this photo and it put the fear of God and granny hands into me.

Thankfully, I discovered Miracle Hand Repair Cream at the Bed Bath and Beyond checkout line.  Cue the angels.   It’s 60% pure aloe and dare I say it, miraculous.

As an experiment, I applied it on my left hand only for a week to test it out.  (My right hand being the control group.)  

By the end of the week, with God as my witness, my left hand looked at least 6 years younger than my right. I’m not kidding.   Now I  have one hand that permanently looks a week younger than the other because I refuse to stop using this hand cream for even one day to let the older-looking hand catch up.

 Don’t believe in miracles?  I have just two things to say to you...

 

Jesus in a pierogi

 And Miracle Hand Repair Cream. 

 I don't know about you, but I'd choose younger looking hands over walking on water anyday. 

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Comments

[Joshua Powell]

Her hands aren't wrinkly, those are veins you're seeing and you're seeing them because Madonna has been working out so much in recent months she has almost no body fat. No cream would stop that.

[jenny]

Hey Joshua,
Yeah, I realized that too. Besides looking older, my hands also were starting to get more vein-y as well. Believe it or not, this cream actually helped with that. It moisturized my skin so much that it made the tops of my hands more plump. (I don't know scientifically what happens but that's what it looks and feels like.) I even had a friend comment to me that I now have gumby hands (which I think she meant as a compliment:) So I don't know how much, or if, this cream would help Madge but it helped me with dryness, wrinkles and the appearance of veins for sure.
Thanks!
jenny