For hair so shiny, you could send morse code with it.

I found Vitapointe® Crème Hairdress and Conditioner one day when I was buying every product I could find to help my fried hair. (Apparently, I was coloring it too often and chemically burned it.)

My hair was super bad. To say it was straw-like would be an insult to straw.

Anyway, I saw this cream and mistakenly read it as “hairdressers’ crème” instead of “crème hairdress”. Thank God for my dyslexic moment (and spell check) because this stuff is amazing.

Because my hair is so dry, I apply Vitapointe to my hair when it's wet but you can also put it in when it's dry. It's actually good for all hair types. They say "the cream vanishes only the glow remains." That's pretty much true but you might want to add it in a bit at a time just in case.

Vitapointe strengthens, softens, smoothes, moisturizes, improves manageability, reduces frizz, smells great, and leaves even straw-like hair shark-attack shiny. I caught my reflection in a store window after using it and almost accidentally gave myself Lasik surgery.

Here are Geoffrey Rush and friends basking in the glow of my new Vitapointe hair. 

Apparently, it was a slow year at the box office, because they even made a movie about it. 

Don't dance under a disco ball with Vitapointe in your hair or could have a lawsuit on your hands. 

Feel free to add your own shiny analogies to the comments box below. It's kind of fun.

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