i want to eat this soap

I know you’re not supposed to go food shopping when you’re hungry, but I never thought that would apply to soap shopping.   But the list of soaps on Savor’s website, www.savor.etsy.com could even make Chef Gordon Ramsay say #@%*!  (in a good way).

For breakfast:  the Natural Light soap.  The top half is creamy goat’s milk and ground oatmeal and the bottom, olive oil and calendula petals. Oh, my God, no soap has ever left my skin feeling this soft and silky. 

For an appetizer: The Polenta soap.  Soap with a dash of vanilla on one side and finely ground cornmeal on the other, to scrub away dead skin.  Brilliant.  And it left my skin feeling super soft, smooth and fresh.

Then for dessert (I like to skip the main course to leave room for dessert) I’ll have the Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough soap, made with oatmeal and real chunks of chocolate.

How evil is it to put real chocolate chunks that close to the surface on a bar of soap?

I found this bar a little drying on my skin (but I have dry skin).  So now I’m using it as a hand soap.   I love using it so much I think I’ve developed a hand washing OCD.

For my next dessert (don’t judge), Crème Brulee soap (it smells just like it), with creamy soap on one side and all-natural cane sugar on the other.

It goes without saying (why is that an expression, when the person then goes on to say what it is that goes without saying?) that these soaps make great gifts.  There’s a 3-month gift subscription for just $27.  (Your lucky gift recipient will receive 2 bars a month for 3 months.)

All this thinking of Savor soaps is making me hungry.  OMG.  I can’t take it anymore!  I have to go eat a hunk of chocolate out of my chocolate chip cookie dough soap. 

Comments

[Valerie]

Oh boy did I laugh after i read this post, well I always have that little smirk when I read your posts, but this one in particular made me laugh so hard. The reason why is because I COMPLETELY AGREE! these little bars of soap are a tease. I have the crème brule and chocolate chip and I am compelled to eat either every time I take a shower, Oh god you are so right it is so evil to put chunks of chocolate on a bar of soap, period! (not even close to the surface, just in the soap).

[jenny]

Hey Valerie,
I like to think I wouldn't dig into a bar of soap to get the chocolate chunks out and would only pull them off the surface, but I guess it depends how little is in my fridge:)
thanks!
jenny

[Karen]

Too bad it's drying because I'm starved, lol!

This is one of those soaps I don't need around the house when I'm dieting. :)