Desert Essence Towelettes. Because it’s hot and sweaty out there.

OK. Summer is kicking in here in NYC and the whole city is starting to feel and smell like one big, Bikram yoga class.

Please tell me Jesus hasn’t return to Earth in the form of a Bikram yoga instructor.

Why is it that heat and humidity seem to intensify only the bad odors? Why can’t the smell of sweet, little babies and Krispy Kreme donuts get stronger. But,nooooo. It has to be the smell of dog urine, garbage and the un-bathed.

Just curious, is it possible to have someone arrested for “olfactory assault”?

Well, wouldn’t you know it. Law & Order was way ahead of me.
Here is a scene, starring the detectives of NBC’s new hit series- “Law & Order: Olfactory Assault”.

Anyway, it goes without saying that this weather leaves me feeling not so fresh. Thankfully, I have my individually wrapped Desert Essence Aroma Towelettes. They’re all-natural, contain no alcohol- just purified water, tea tree oil (anti-bacterial and anti-odor), palmarosa, rosewood oil, and lemongrass oil.

They’re extremely refreshing. (No matter how hot it is out, these towelettes always feel like they just came out of the fridge.) And unlike the "French shower" method, these wipes actually clean, and deodorized. (Sorry, France. I do love your fries though.)

It's like a shower in a packet. Except you can't slip in this shower
 unless you are really small and one dimensional.

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Comments

[tamar]

hi, new-fave blog!
You've won a Premio Award! I've tagged you. Thrilling, I know.

[Truptip]

I've revisited this post a bunch of times (I'm a right lane driver on the learning highway aka slow learner)and each time I get this overwhelming desire to write about how un-French french fries really are. Doesn't the french bit have more to do with frenching(as in julienning, not kissing, eww) than France?
Anyway, keep the LOLs and good reviews rolling, and please please please, do write about products that are way overhyped but somehow failed to catch your fancy..
Peace :)

[jenny]

Thanks Truptip! As for writing about the over-hyped products. I wish I had the money to buy those:) But if I happen to come across some that really piss me off, I'll write about them.
Thanks again,
Jenny