There’s a famous quote by Catherine Deneuve that goes something like, once you hit 40, you have to choose between your ass and your face.
Meaning, if you want a wrinkle-free-ish face, you need some plumpness to it, and that usually translates to a plumper ass as well.
So which will it be:
a) a bigger ass or
b) a more wrinkly face.
What? No third option of being impaled under the fingernails?
Well, I predict H20 + Face OasisTM Hydrating Treatment could change all that. Perhaps you read about the “new, new face” in New York magazine. This latest incarnation of the facelift is all the rage (Demi, Madonna, Michelle Pfeiffer).
It provides that “I still haven’t lost my baby fat” plumpness to the face, without having to look like you’re shoplifting two Easter hams in the back of your pants.
Previously, the “lift and tuck” was all the rage. Back when Melanie got her sex change, uh, I mean face lift.
This gel is supposedly good for all skin types, but it’s a wee bit heavy, for me, for daytime use (in the summer anyway). But I’ve been using it overnight and when I wake up, the fine lines are gone and my face definitely looks plumper, firmer and dare I say it younger. Even those crevices deep enough to tempt a spelunker, appear a little more shallow.
Don’t want to have to sacrifice your face, or your ass or your bladder? Check this moisturizer out.