This dry fall air is dehydrating my skin horribly. My marionette lines suddenly look like vending machine coin slots and my eyelids are more wrinkled than a linen skirt on a 14 hr flight to Japan. Yes, it’s that bad.
Realizing that desperate times call for desperate measures, I decided to attempt the unthinkable. Drinking eight 8 oz glasses of water a day for a week. (Considering I usually only ingest water to wash down Advil and vitamins, this is a big undertaking for me.)
Here’s how it went down:
Dear daily water consumption diary, day one
I think my bladder is going to explode.
Dear daily water consumption diary, day two
My skin looks so much better already: more dewy, a healthy pink color, more hydrated, firmer and more plump. My fine lines are starting to fill out (even the crow’s feet). I even see a difference in my marionette lines and those raisins I call eyelids.
This is the best, damn skin care product I’ve ever used. No joke. My skin looks sooo much healthier, more dewy and wrinkles, of many varieties, have been plumped right off my face.
And the best part is, I don't even need Depends, because my bladder is now big enough to house the 2012 Olympic backstroke competition.
Are you a big water drinker? What do you think? Does it have a beneficial effect on your skin?
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You are the funniest blogger ever! But I have found that drinking a lot of water (or herbal tea when I get bored of water) does wonderful things for my skin. Only problem is, my bladder doesn't adapt. I still have to carry a potty around with me... The things we do for beauty!!
Posted by: princessredz | November 05, 2008 at 06:41 PM
Thank you so much for you kind words! I'm not sure which sounds worse carrying around a toilet or wearing Depends but I suppose they are both worth it for better skin. By any means necessary.
Posted by: jenny | November 05, 2008 at 11:48 PM
I am the hugest water drinker EVER. I start with a half a liter in the morning and go from there, the sad legacy of the one kidney infection I've ever had. And I'm a nurse, which means that I can't just go and pee when I need to, but I do okay.
You will adjust. I promise. The rule to follow, though, rather than the 64-ounces-a-day one, is the pee-color one. Tea-colored urine is *bad*. Light yellow or straw-colored urine is *good*.
I credit my huge fluid intake with people telling me I look 28 or 30 rather than 39--and that with all the horrible things I've done to my skin and still continue to do!
Remember: Tea bad, light yellow good.
Posted by: Jo | November 06, 2008 at 02:28 AM
Thanks so much Jo. That was very informative. The color thing is a great guide. Especially since I keep losing count of how many glasses I've drank.
Posted by: jenny | November 06, 2008 at 07:33 AM
dear jenny,
this water thing didn't do as much for my skin as what it did for my pregnant belly. I began drinking 64 ounces plus a day during my 2nd and 3rd trimester. I couldn't really see my face as my huge swimming pool of a belly kept me from getting close to the mirror. However all that water created a false impression of the size of my baby. In the end I had a 7lb baby and enough water on the floor to flood NYU hospital's labor ward. Sorry if I just digressed, it just brought back some fond memories. Lesson learned: drink a lot of water and get the inducement date you want.
Posted by: suzanne | November 13, 2008 at 03:49 PM
I always aim to drink more water. I could talk about the benefits for hours probably. When I actually manage it my skin is happier. My whole damn body is happier. But it's hard! You wouldn't think it should be but I find it a huge challenge! I really need to make a better effort though. My face could use the pick-me-up.
Posted by: angelle | November 28, 2008 at 08:12 PM
I know what you mean. I've been lax with my water consumption this past week and it's totally showing in my face. Maybe there's some kind of reminder device, that people use to remember to take their medication. Except we can use it for water:)
Posted by: jenny | November 28, 2008 at 08:28 PM
That's really cool that you got such noticeable results. I need to drink more water and actually pay attention to the difference it makes. Thanks for the diary idea.
I hope my bladder adjusts like your did. Whenever I drink more than usual, I get so annoyed that I have to go to the bathroom all the time. I'd probably drink more water naturally if I wasn't such a lazy ass and get annoyed by frequent potty trips (very different than acid trips). I'm tempted to use Depends for my "busy lifestyle."
And thanks for writing such incredibly funny posts. You're such a gifted writer. I love reading your stuff.
Posted by: Sonja | January 21, 2009 at 02:16 PM
Thank you Sonja, I really appreciate your kind words. I hear you on the annoying peeing part of water consumption. Between that and forgetting how many glasses I've drunk, I'm very lame at drinking 8 glasses a day, which is a shame considering it helps so much.
jenny
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